Trevor is not afraid of earthquakes. BRING IT ON, GOD, YOU PUSSY!
Trevor can't wait to watch ten hours of news coverage of the fallout of "Earth Slam '08!" focusing on the terrible aftermath... like a broken bottle at a supermarket, a woman who had to walk into her daughter's bedroom to "check on her," and Rob Fukuzaki coming up next with sports!
Trevor wonders how uncomfortable it would've been to be pinned in the fetal position under his desk for hours and hours.
Trevor still doesn't believe that standing in a doorway would do a damn thing or that running outside where there's no building to fall on you is a bad idea.
Trevor wishes this...
wasn't the picture they put on the "Earthquake Preparedness" webpage. I don't think "canned goods" helped anyone in there.
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